Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

Real Vampires Series, Book 7

Glory St. Clair owner of the vintage clothing store called Vintage Vamp's Emporium; she is also a 400+ year old vampire. Life is going good for Glory, her long time on-again off-again boyfriend and sire is ready to settle down. Her store is running smoothly and her best friend is on her honeymoon. But things can change fast around Glory. The vampire council members want Glory to close her store and leave town because they believe she brings too much attention to the vampire world. Then her friend Damian, who is also a member of the council, asks Glory to help mentor a young girl who was turned vampire against her will. Penny Patterson is nineteen years old and has three degrees from UT. She is a brain but has no fashion sense, but Glory is determined to help her with that. Penny is not happy about being a vampire. She wants to change her twin sister and her parents so that they can be together for always. It is up to Glory to get her to change her mind. As if having to train a new fledgling is not tough enough the devil sends two demons to try and get Glory to become a soul harvester for him. Lucifer makes her an offer he thinks she can't turn be a size six forever. Glory tells him no way. Just to make things more of a mess, Glory gets word that the first vampire she mentored, Israel Caine famous rock star, has fallen off the wagon and is drinking blood laced with alcohol. He is staying drunk all the time. He even attacked his best friend and manager. Now all Glory has to do is keep Penny in line and teach her what she needs to know, keep the demons at arm's length, help Israel stop drinking and fight for the man she loves.

This is the seventh installment of Ms. Bartlett's Real Vampires series. This has to be one of the best series I have ever read. Even after seven books, Ms. Bartlett keeps the story and her characters fresh and never boring. You have the old characters and new ones are added in without a hitch. I have said it before and will say it again; this is a great laugh out loud series. This series is a keeper. Ms. Bartlett is an auto buy.

Book Blurb for Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.

When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Night Owl Reviews Jul, 2011 5.00