Once again four great writers give fans an interesting and unique take on romance stories. None of these stories are to be taken seriously as they are spoofs, making fun of the genre we all love. Each of the authors, Danica Avet, Sasha Devlin, Anya Richards and Sky Robinson, share a fun story in their personal writing style and let their imaginations go wild with a what if scenario. None of these stories are connected……most aren’t even closely related. Yet, each will have you laughing at the improbability of some aspect of the story, or maybe the entire story. If you’re wanting something off the wall and totally irrelevant, give this series a try. Each takes on some wacky aspect or theme of romance and turns it on its head.
Can a germophobe even have sex, much less sex with his best friend and his best friend’s girl friend? This is the question in the first story. He wants to but do you know how many germs are in someone’s mouth? And, what if he can’t get two condoms on? Does he dare chance it? This is totally not your typical ménage! Next story has a married couple who wants to spice up their sex lives with a bit of BDSM, but the question is who is going to be the Dom and who is going to be the sub. Each has their own idea but the problem is each wants the same role. This can cause for some confusion and a power struggle. Is taking turns an option? Gun fire turns her on. He’s in lust from first sight. They’re trying to kill her. He’s job it to keep her alive. Running from the mob has never been so sexy. And, how do they keep finding them? As the daughter of a woman who entertains a lot of men, you would think she’d have seen a penis before but her mama was keeping her a virgin and the only thing she was taught was to smack any penis she saw. Definitely a mood killer but can he overcome being smacked to deflower her?
Once again, super fun stories that you can’t help but to laugh through and about.
A well-endowed germophobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that not everyone can top—when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish—the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who’s never seen a penis before—but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave