Diary of a Vampire Stripper

This novel is hilarious. The love scenes are beyond scorching, and the tender moments are enough to make the hardest heart sigh. When reading Diary of a Vampire Stripper, I had many moments of laugh out loud hilarity, and more than a few tense, nail-biting moments. The story flows very well together, and the characters are wholly enchanting. I had so much fun reading this novel that I am finding it difficult to wait for the next installment! This is a rocking, fast paced, uproarious story that will leave audiences laughing hysterically and still totally heart warmed. For anyone who loves vampires and weres, and some seriously complex issues, this is the novel for you.

Audra is in way over her pretty little head. She is flat broke, and trying to juggle college and rent and find a job, and it’s not going well. Well, at least not until an interview at a local strip club. She does not expect to be given a job and is shocked beyond belief when she is accepted to become a stripper. And that’s where the fun begins. Bring in the addition of Darren, a gorgeous older vampire, Lucinda, a were, and a few other assorted characters, and Audra’s world takes a dramatic turn, often for the worse. After a romantic weekend away with Darren, things definitely change when Audra wakes up a vampire! Toss in a series of murders, vengeful cops bent on destroying the entire paranormal society in the area, and a lovesick flame named Paul, and you get this novel. What is a girl to do? Trust in her new vampire abilities, and a fantastic were best friend and hope for the best.

Book Blurb for Diary of a Vampire Stripper

Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can’t stand her vampire husband.

Trying to juggle college tuition and rent, young Audra Perez seeks a fast fix to her financial woes by auditioning as a stripper for the Hoochie Coochie Club. What she didn’t expect was to actually be chosen. Barely a few months into her new job, she becomes acquainted with a mysterious, distinguished gentleman by the name of Darren Von Eldon, and they secretly begin dating against club rules. Then one passionate night at his beach house changes Audra’s life forever.

Now as a newly-awakened vampire, this only adds to her day-to-day mundane burdens. Refusing to drain humans, she hunts birds for nourishment, and finagles a way to avoid going to classes during the day. But bigger problems loom ahead. Radical cops that know about her kind roam the night, seeking to destroy any and all ‘monsters’, and her best friend’s family has a bone to pick with Audra’s. Headless bodies are turning up on vamp and were turf, each side blaming the other for the murders. It’s up to Audra and her friend Lu to figure out who’s doing the killings, and their search leads them beneath the city streets to encounter an abomination neither one of them will ever forget.

And the relationship issues? Well, it’s not easy dealing with a boyfriend and a vampire husband, so let’s not even go there…

Night Owl Reviews Jul, 2012 4.00