I found this story to be hysterical from cover to cover. Ms. Jones knows how to tickle her reader's funny bone to the point of making them laugh out loud due to not only her characters' dialogue, but also their crazy antics with each other. This story is a complete spoof and even the most fickle reader can find something that'll make them crack up laughing. If you're in the market for a story that'll guarantee you a laugh or two than you definitely need to look into Ms. Jones' comical book.
Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby’s heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father’s ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.
When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn’t have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.
Time is running out for Smella’s baby, and she must escape from the Australian Outback and face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella’s strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.