Love Me Never

Lovely Vicious, #1

Love Me Never is about Isis, a girl who’s had her heartbroken three years ago and juggles with low self-esteem, moves to Ohio so her mom can get out of a bad relationship. When she starts school, she finds out everyone is in love with this gorgeous guy named Jack, who has never given any girls a second glance until Isis punches him in the face, which means game on for both of them.

This book makes it onto my list of funniest, most hilarious books of all time! Seriously. This book is funny. I literally laughed out loud so many times that my boyfriend thought I was watching something on television.

Isis is so witty and funny yet has so many flaws that I just loved her. She’s someone I could see myself being friends with, which made me connect with her on an ultimate level. She’s a very well-developed character that was never boring.

No words can describe how much I LOVED this book. I just can’t. It has everything that you could want in a book: Unique, quirky characters, a flawed, relatable main character, a gorgeous love interest, hilarious dialogue, a solid, unpredictable plot, beautiful character growth, and it covered dark issues and themes such as low self-esteem, weight-loss, friendship, mental health and so much more.

I will definitely be picking up the next installment in the Lovely Vicious series.


Book Blurb for Love Me Never

Previously published as Lovely Vicious, this fully revised and updated edition is full of romance, intrigue, and laugh-out-loud moments.

Don’t love your enemy. Declare war on him.

Seventeen-year-old Isis Blake hasn’t fallen in love in three years, nine weeks, and five days, and after what happened last time, she intends to keep it that way. Since then she’s lost eighty-five pounds, gotten four streaks of purple in her hair, and moved to Buttcrack-of-Nowhere, Ohio, to help her mom escape a bad relationship.

All the girls in her new school want one thing—Jack Hunter, the Ice Prince of East Summit High. Hot as an Armani ad, smart enough to get into Yale, and colder than the Arctic, Jack Hunter’s never gone out with anyone. Sure, people have seen him downtown with beautiful women, but he’s never given high school girls the time of day. Until Isis punches him in the face.

Jack’s met his match. Suddenly everything is a game.

The goal: Make the other beg for mercy.

The game board: East Summit High.

The reward: Something neither of them expected.


Night Owl Reviews May, 2016 5.00