Top 5 Ways to Hook a Lawyer by Seelie Kay #TopList
In my Kinky Briefs series, my wicked pen spins the romantic fantasies of a young lawyer who toils in the back room of a law firm. Those who have read my sizzling short stories closely will discern the many secrets I reveal about lawyers in love, not the least of which is the bait that hooks them.
Snagging a lawyer’s heart boils down to five basic principles:
Feed their ego. Let’s face it. It takes a strong, healthy ego to enter Lawyerland. Law school is itself is a challenge. The cream of the crop is thrust into a pool of fledging sharks, all of whom are smart, accomplished, confident, and motivated. And once someone is thrust into the shark pond, it’s a struggle to rise to the top. So many leave law school with battered egos and low self-esteem. They would never admit that, of course, because law is an ego-driven profession. That's why they need those egos stroked, repeatedly. They need someone to tell them they are sexier and smarter than others in the shark pond. Be a flatterer, an ego-booster, and you will reap the rewards.
Feed their minds. It has long been claimed that the mind is the body’s biggest sex organ. Intelligent beings such as lawyers need the brain to be stimulated for sexual satisfaction. And in the legal profession, words are aphrodisiacs. Unfortunately, most of those words are legal terms. While your ability to talk law will intrigue, your ability to sex text will seduce. Throw in a little erotica, maybe some porn, and your target will become a hot and horny cauldron of need.
Feed their stomachs. Lawyers have irregular hours and often exist on the most basic of junk food. They are known for lurking around refrigerators in the staff lunchroom late at night and stealing other people’s leftovers. Cook them homemade meals, bake them treats, bring them carryout when they have late nights at the office, and they will pay attention. Then use your imagination and introduce them to a little “food play” as described in my books. The way to a lawyer’s heart is through their stomach. Period.
Feed their fantasies. Lawyers may spend much of their time buried in books and briefs, but that doesn’t mean they don’t engage in the occasional fantasy. Some are pretty commonplace—the willing secretary bent over a senior partner’s desk or the dominant judge demanding she be serviced under her gown—but others are wilder, perhaps darker, such as the young associate bound to a chair as a mysterious stranger leads her on a sensual tour or the dominatrix who wields her whip to exact multiple delicious orgasms from her prey. Ask and execute. Need I say more?
Feed their lust. I am not just referring to sex, though that is certainly an important part of this principle. I am talking about the things a lawyer lusts for. Is it power? Money? Luxury? Status? Children? Marriage? The person who ignites that ravenous flame of lust and serves as the instrument through which it becomes reality can skip all of the above. Lawyers are not only needy creatures, they are a covetous ones. They want what other more successful lawyers have. As much as they might deny it, that’s why they became lawyers. Feed their lust and you will be golden.
Kinky Briefs, Quatro
Take another kinky romp through lawyerland!
Indulge in a walk on the wild side with these sizzling short stories about lawyers in love, with a dash of kink. Whether painting well-hung nudes at a networking event or thwarting terrorists intent on harm, to finding love despite a chronic illness or exploring kink on a train, these lawyers pursue love with a vengeance. And while affairs of the heart may come in all shapes and sizes—a law school ménage a trois, a middle-aged A.G. and a law firm associate, and a new marriage suddenly threatened by a spouse long believed dead, these relationships thrive despite the odds. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and yes, the resultant loin heating might even make you blush, but in the end, you’ll run out and buy a set of handcuffs. Because that’s the only way to defuse the sizzle created by these hot, sexy stories.
Seelie Kay writes about lawyers in love, with a dash of kink. The writer, editor, and author has more than 30 years of experience in law, journalism, marketing, and public relations. Writing under a nom de plume, Ms. Kay’s wicked pen and overly inquisitive mind has resulted in seven works of fiction, five of which were released in 2017, including Kinky Briefs (2/24), Kinky Briefs, Too (6/2), The Garage Dweller (7/8), Kinky Briefs, Thrice (9/8), and A Touchdown to Remember (12/7). Kay also contributed to a romance anthology, Pieces of Us (11/24), which was released by The Nu Romantics. Kinky Briefs, Quatro will be released on February 9, 2018 and The President’s Wife will be released in July.