Author: Josie Brown

Josie Brown is the author of

- The Houswife Assassin's Handbook series

- Totlandia series

- The Candidate (Steamy Romantic Suspense)

- True Hollywood Lies

- Impossibly Tongue Tied

- The Baby Planner; and

- Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, which has been optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic television series.

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The Housewife Assassin Gets Lucky

The Housewife Assassin Gets Lucky
  • Number: B07FD56NKC
  • Release: 2018-08-03
  • Authors: Deborah Coonts, Josie Brown
  • Genre: Suspense
  • Tags: Suspense: Mystery, Suspense: Cozy Mystery
  • Publisher: Macondray Lane Press
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When two hot, haute heroines team up to solve a murder, neither can afford to be fashionably late.

No one expected to find a dead girl in the Royal Suite at the Babylon’s posh London club. Who would kill her? And why?

With little to go on and no friends to rely on, Lucky O’Toole, the Babylon’s Chief Problem Solver, is dispatched to…well, to solve the problem.

But she needs to be in Paris. Her fiancé—and, worse, his mother—are counting on her presence at a party in her honor in seventy-two hours, more or less. With a personal-life time-bomb ticking, Lucky hopes for a quick solution.

A mystery woman, seen leaving the Royal Suite just before the girl’s body is discovered, attracts Lucky’s attention. She has to be the key…

On loan to the CIA, assassin Donna Stone Craig and her crack black-ops team have stepped into a viper’s nest. First, they darn near get out-bid and overwhelmed at an auction to acquire a vintage purse hiding some critical intel its lining. Then a very important source Donna is to meet at the Babylon London Club winds up dead. And the young woman’s intel—bearing incredible global consequences—is encrypted. She was the only one who could give Donna the cipher, and she’s dead. Surely someone else would know. But, who?

It’s easy to see why Acme’s prime suspect is the tall brunette who acts like she owns the place. Lucky O’Toole shows up at the wrong time, and in the wrong place.

But before Donna and Lucky can find the right answers, they’ll need to overcome their reservations, and resolve their differences. But can they learn to trust each other before the real killer gets away?

They have to. Their lives—and world peace—depend on it.


The Housewife Assassin's Greatest Hits - Housewife Assassin Series Book 16

The Housewife Assassin's Greatest Hits
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B075SYLG4G
  • Release: 2017-09-20
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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IN BOOK 16 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:As housewife assassin Donna Stone Craig's life hangs in the balance, a deadly bet with the Grim Reaper brings forth a cavalcade of ghosts from her past: those whom she loved and lost, and those whose lives she took. Their sometimes chilling but always insightful points-of-view on Donna's life leave her with a few regrets, and at the same time grant her the redemption she needs to keep living. But first she must beat the Reaper at his own game.

Murder. Suspense. Sex. And some handy household tips.


The Housewife Assassin's Terrorist TV Guide - The Housewife Assassin Series #14

The Housewife Assassin's Terrorist TV Guide
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  • Number: B01NAH8LSF
  • Release: 2016-12-08
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Housewife assassin Donna Stone must be more than just ready for her close-up if she’s to infiltrate a television reality show in order to stop the broadcast of a live terrorist attack.


The Housewife Assassin's Hostage Hosting Tips - The Housewife Assassin Series #9

The Housewife Assassin's Hostage Hosting Tips
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B00QMMW210
  • Release: 2014-12-04
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Murder. Suspense. Sex. And some handy household tips.

It's up to Donna Stone to save a hotel filled with international dignitaries from the terrorists whose usual demands are million-dollar ransoms.

But this time, the price is much higher, and much more personal, for the housewife assassin.


The Housewife Assassin's Killer App - The Housewife Assassin Series #8

The Housewife Assassin's Killer App
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  • Number: B00N2HHPQU
  • Release: 2014-08-26
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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In order to flush out an internationally renowned hacker who is wreaking havoc with top secret documents inside the United States’ Intelligence Community’s secured database, housewife assassin Donna Stone infiltrates three very successful high tech corporations:

—A company providing smart phones and other wireless devices with an operating system that contains artificial intelligence designed to meet your every need—even if it kills you;

—A tech conglomerate CEO who plans to broker the country’s intelligence secrets to the highest bidder, be it a terrorist or enemy state;

—And an interactive game start-up with an avatar on the deadliest mission of all: kill Donna.

Can she save the world from terror—and at the same time protect her children from the painful knowledge of the father who deserted them?


The Housewife Assassin's Deadly Dossier - Prequel - The Housewife Assassin Series

The Housewife Assassin's Deadly Dossier
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B00JXS3SHC
  • Release: 2014-06-17
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
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  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Finally--Donna Stone, as you've never seen her before: through the eyes of those who affected her life the most.

In this full-length prequel to The Housewife Assassin series, Acme Industries black-ops agent Jack Craig is tasked with investigating the mysterious death of his organization's most prolific hit man, Carl Stone, only to fall in love with the dead man's wife, Donna--a woman he must never contact, but who may hold the key to her husband's disappearance. When Acme approaches Donna to join their organization as an assassin, Jack's undercover mission will change both their lives forever.


The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play - The Housewife Assassin Series #7

The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B00J2HM1SQ
  • Release: 2014-03-17
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense, Suspense: Mystery
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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With foes in high places, what's a girl to do to put food on the table—let alone stay alive? If you're housewife assassin Donna Stone, you accept a Hollywood producer's offer to turn your life into a film.

Lights, cameras and non-stop action await Donna and Jack as they use the movie's exotic location shoots to track down crucial intel needed to take down the Quorum. There will be plenty of close-ups and too many close calls. But nothing—including a lascivious leading lady, deadly stunt doubles, or being on Interpol's Most Wanted list—will stand in their way.


The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster - The Housewife Assassin Series #6

The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B00H2M0NBU
  • Release: 2013-11-28
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Murder, suspense, sex—and some handy household tips.

Donna’s executive mission is crystal clear: stop the assassinations of both US political parties’ presidential candidates.

When she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put her animosity aside long enough to save the candidate’s life—and her relationship with Jack?


True Hollywood Lies

True Hollywood Lies
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B000GG4HHU
  • Release: 2005-10-01
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Contemporary
  • Publisher: Avon Books
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For Hannah Fairchild, jaded Hollywood trust fund baby and aspiring astronomer, life as she knows it (financially secure, albeit emotionally frail) goes out of orbit when her father -- the larger-than-life legendary actor and playboy, Leo Fairchild -- drops dead while making love to a nineteen year-old C-list television starlet. Not only has Leo's conniving fourth wife frozen Hannah's trust fund -- putting a pinch on her ability to gaze at the only stars she feels are worth watching -- but the grieving widow has also been having an affair with Hannah's indie producer boyfriend.

Faced with a Fred Segal's credit card bill that rivals the national debt, Hannah is forced to put her planet search project on hold while she takes the job of personal assistant to British actor and People's "Sexiest Man Alive," Louis Trollope. Because Louis is just as egotistical, self-centered, insecure, demanding, flirtatious -- and yes, irresistible -- as her father had been, Hannah is determined to keep him and his super-model girlfriend, bad boy entourage, and over-sexed agent at arm's length. Besides, she's falling in love with his best friend, the screenwriter Mick Bradshaw.


The Housewife Assassin's Vacation to Die For - The Housewife Assassin Series #5

The Housewife Assassin's Vacation to Die For
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B00EJQQW6C
  • Release: 2013-08-13
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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A nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison-dart throwing pygmies......

Talk about a fantasy (nightmare?) island!

An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island, home of three very different resorts:

Like Kamp KidStuff, where families frolic among dolphins, cartoon characters, and warring gangs of tweens who believe in the law of the jungle--including human sacrifices ;

And Eden Key, a nude singles sanctuary where tiki-hut tree houses provide the perfect setting for rum-fueled romances and casual hook-ups—not to mention the occasional swinger slashing…

Finally, there's the Hunt Club, which allows its members to track a very unique, soon-to-be extinct prey.

And you call this a vacation?


The Candidate - The Candidate Series

The Candidate
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  • Number: B00D97AFE2
  • Release: 2013-06-06
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Seduction and intrigue are rampant on the campaign trail when a political campaign adviser discovers that Washington's power broker elite have embroiled his presidential candidate in a plot involving an act of terrorism on US soil...

SYNOPSIS

Democratic political campaign consultant Ben Brinker can’t remember the last time he was excited by a candidate’s vision. He feels he’s lost his way, both emotionally and professionally. Worst yet, his show-me-the-money policy seems to have finally caught up with him. Two of his recent clients have been disgraced in one way or another: a senator is caught in lurid sex scandal, and a congressman is indicted in a kickback scheme. In no time at all the political pundits are calling Ben a "candidate cooler." Now Ben is desperate for any campaign gig he can get.

As luck would have it, Andrew Harris Mansfield, the charismatic junior senator from North Carolina and former Marine pilot, asks Ben if he wants to run his soon-to-be-announced campaign for president.

Little does Ben know what's in store for Andrew, or their country--

Nor does he realize that the key to saving both have been placed in his hands.


Spring - Totlandia: The Onesies, Book 3

Spring
  • Number: B00B9J82RY
  • Release: 2013-01-31
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: * Contemporary, Women's Fiction
  • Publisher: Coliloquy, LLC
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Spring comes in like a lamb as the exclusive Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club welcomes its newest members. But that tranquility belies a storm brewing, as new tensions and old rivalries come to a head.

The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership, but none of them counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, needing a pick-me-up from a bitter betrayal. While lesser women might cry into their pillows, Bettina finds comfort in exerting control over her domain.

With Bettina on a rampage, the new Onesies are trying to stay out of sight long enough to deal with their own issues: Lorna wants to tell her family about Dante’s autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time. Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place. And Ally can’t bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady. But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game.

It’s no ordinary spring in Totlandia, as emotions build to a fury and end with a roar.

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The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing - The Housewife Assassin Series #2

The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B009MBUTS6
  • Release: 2012-10-04
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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In Book 2 of THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN series, a nuclear arms summit hosted by a politically-connected American billionaire industrialist provides the perfect opportunity for a rogue operative to assassinate of the newly-elected Russian president on US soil. Acme operative Donna Stone's mission: seek and exterminate, before all hell--and World War III--break loose. But first things first: file for divorce!

This second book can stand alone.


Winter - Totlandia: The Onesies, Book 2

Winter
  • Number: B00AA59N7Q
  • Release: 2012-11-19
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: Women's Fiction
  • Publisher: Coliloquy, LLC
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In this second book of the Totlandia series, five mommies are just one misstep away from entry into the elite Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club. Everyone has a scandalous secret to hide, but who will be the next to fall?

As the club's founder, Bettina, ratchets up the stress level with a series of holiday-themed challenges, the cracks begin to show. Jade's past catches up to her in the most unlikely of settings. Jillian's struggles to make ends meet are complicated by Bettina's demands. Ally's work and home lives collide, threatening to expose all of her secrets. And Lorna's already fraying family ties are torn to shreds by a series of devastating events.

With just four spots remaining, will the five remaining ladies turn cutthroat? Or will their newfound friendships be strong enough to help them band together?

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Totlandia - The Onesies, Book 1

Totlandia
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  • Number:
  • Release: Out Now
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Mainstream
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  • Publisher: Coliloquy, LLC
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The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in San Francisco. Securing a place in the club has always been next to impossible. But this year’s admissions process is more rigorous than ever.

Founder Bettina Connaught Cross’ rules are simple: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers. Membership is a commitment. And there’s no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection... from tots or their moms.

Six candidates are vying for the remaining four slots, but each has a secret that would knock them out of the running.

Can the hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances--and their private lives--go up in flames? Moms better beware. Bettina is watching.

This is the first of four books that follow our heroines during "the Onesies," their inaugural year in the club. Upcoming books--released in quarterly episodes--will follow subsequent years: the Twosies, Threesies, Foursies, and Fivesies. WELCOME TO TOTLANDIA!


Guns and Roses

Guns and Roses
  • 5 Stars
  • Number: B007BR6JG4
  • Authors: Sylvia Day, Karin Tabke, Lorelei James, Laura Griffin, Allison Brennan, Lori Armstrong, Sophie Littlefield, Roxanne St. Claire, Toni McGee Causey, Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense, Collections & Anthologies
  • Publisher: Out of Distribution
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Murder She Writes presents a one-of-a-kind romantic suspense anthology with ten all-new, never-before-published short stories and novellas that promise thrills, chills, romance, intrigue, passion, danger, murder...and love. Penned by New York Times and award winning authors, some stories in this exclusive collection will make you laugh out loud while others will force you to sleep with the lights on.


The Housewife Assassin's Handbook - The Housewife Assassin Series #1

The Housewife Assassin's Handbook
  • Number: B0050PJZLK
  • Release: 2011-05-12
  • Author: Josie Brown
  • Genre: Romance
  • Tags: * Romantic Suspense
  • Publisher: Signal Press
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Murder, suspense, sex-and some handy household tips.

Every desperate housewife would love an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it's government sanctioned. Oh sure, you need to be ruthless to take on Russian mafia bosses, rogue dictators, and terrorists set on destroying the world. But it takes real killer instincts to survive suburbia. Try juggling the fifth grade phone tree during a shootout with skinhead arms dealers, or driving carpool while being chased by Chinese double agents.

Donna's life wasn't always this complicated. Five years earlier she was just another woman with two preschoolers, a baby bump, and an adoring husband, Carl, with whom she lived happily ever after in a McMansion in the Orange County, California community of Hilldale. But Donna's life was changed forever the night she delivered her baby:

Carl's car blew up on the way to the hospital.

Turns out Carl was a "hard man"-an assassin-for the black ops organization known as Acme Corporation. The hit on Alex was carried out by the Quorum, a terrorist cell he was tracking. The Quorum's motto: "Show me the money." Governments and corporations do as they're told-or suffer bloody consequences.

Carl left something behind that the Quorum wants badly. To protect herself and avenge Carl's death, Donna joined Acme. Whereas her hostessing skills rival Martha Stewart's, her marksmanship is second to none.

A good thing, too, because the Quorum has planted a sleeper cell in Hilldale. For Donna, that's too close for comfort. Will she be able to save her family before the Quorum blows up Los Angeles?

Acme's way of flushing out the Quorum is by "bringing Carl back from the dead." But terrorism makes strange bedfellows. Jack Craig, the wild card Acme operative paired with Donna brings, new meaning to that old adage "Honey, I'm home...