Author: Cynthia St. Aubin

Cynthia St. Aubin wrote her first play at age eight and made her brothers perform it for the admission price of gum wrappers. A steal, considering she provided the wrappers in advance. Though her early work debuted to mixed reviews, she never quite gave up on the writing thing, even while earning a mostly useless master's degree in art history and taking her turn as a cube monkey in the corporate warren.

Because the voices in her head kept talking to her, and they discourage drinking at work, she started writing instead. When she's not standing in front of the fridge eating cheese, she's hard at work figuring out which mythological, art historical, or paranormal friends to play with next. She lives in Colorado with the love of her life and three surly cats.

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Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy - The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist

Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy
  • Number: B00KJ0NE8G
  • Release: 2014-05-22
  • Author: Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: Supernatural
  • Publisher: C. Olsen
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Meet Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist…

Unlovable

When Cupid gets stupid…

It isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. But first, she’ll need to convince a seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man—for a night.

Unlucky

When luck runs out…

Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and he’ll help her locate the missing gold.

Unhoppy

When there’s not a hop in hell…

The day is going to hell in a hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's *before* a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals—and with her full-time hit man sometimes lover nowhere to be found—Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.


Unhoppy - The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist, #3

Unhoppy
  • Number: B00JS6I07W
  • Release: 2014-04-17
  • Author: Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: Supernatural, * Under 45k Words
  • Publisher: C. Olsen
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When there's not a hop in hell...

The day is going to hell in a hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's *before* a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment.

When pictures surface of Matilda caught in the middle of a hit man-Cupid sandwich, she lands in the oily grip of a ruthless blackmailer, whose motives are as ugly as his mustache. Now Matilda must betray the trust of someone who cares for her to meet the blackmailer's demands, or she can kiss her reputation, her practice, and even her freedom goodbye. But blackmail is only the beginning when the immortal mystery-client brought to her couch by a seductive demigod causes Matilda to fling caution—along with her panties—to the wind.

Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals—and with her full-time hit man sometimes lover nowhere to be found—Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.


Unlucky - The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist, #2

Unlucky
  • Number: B00J0AM8W4
  • Release: 2014-03-13
  • Author: Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: Supernatural, * Under 45k Words
  • Publisher: C. Olsen
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Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and he’ll help her locate the missing gold.

But when Matilda’s recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she’s being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her—if they don’t kill each other first.

If Matilda’s luck doesn’t change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow.


Unlovable - The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist, #1

Unlovable
  • Number: B00IDRW5LE
  • Release: 2014-02-11
  • Author: Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Genre: Mainstream
  • Tags: Supernatural, * Under 45k Words
  • Publisher: C. Olsen
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It isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love.

Just when Matilda convinces herself she’s not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul, or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead.

Rocketing across country with a gun to her head, Matilda has a dysfunctional love-god in her laptop bag, a million dollar debt she has no knowledge of, and must convince the seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man—for a night.

Can Matilda stay alive long enough to keep love from becoming history?


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  • Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy
  • Unhoppy Unhoppy
  • Unlucky Unlucky
  • Unlovable Unlovable