Author: Court Burback

Court Burback's "adult snuggle" stories have appeared in publications that include Playgirl and Hustler (under a pseudonym to protect her virtuous and presumably ashamed Catholic family). She also writes for the website examiner.com. Thanks to (or in spite of) her ADD, she’s currently working on a YA novel, a screenplay, a TV pilot, a graphic novel script, and an intricate Lego model of Ewok tree village. Courtney is currently a cliché starving artist living in Los Angeles, where she survives on Ramen noodles and drives a ’97 Ford Mustang that runs on dreams. She continues to mourn the cancellation of Arrested Development.

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A Coupla Shades of Taupe - A Parody

A Coupla Shades of Taupe
  • Number: B008FDN8F8
  • Release: 2012-06-18
  • Author: Court Burback
  • Genre: Mainstream
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  • Publisher: Diversion Books
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A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping. 50 SHADES OF GREY doesn't come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE. A Pulitzer is inevitable.

Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. He’s got everything. The only thing that’s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum. Pagan becomes obsessed with Alexandra at a level normally portrayed by Rob Lowe in Lifetime movies. But unlike Rob Lowe, Pagan doesn’t want to beat her with a tire iron and bury her beneath the town bridge—he wants to make her his live-in sex slave.

Alexandra takes the leap and agrees to be Pagan’s unquestioning “submissive,” and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple.


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