Author: Anna Humphrey

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Rhymes with Cupid

Rhymes with Cupid
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  • Number: 9780061935015
  • Release: 2010-12-21
  • Author: Anna Humphrey
  • Genre: YA
  • Tags: * Young Adult
  • Publisher: HarperTeen
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3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00

Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday.

4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00

Ever since my ex cheated on me, I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo.

1 Valentine's Day card . . . $4.50

I'm not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny.

1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00

Stupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else. . . .

Subtotal . . . $21.50

It's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day.