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Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

Someone is eating for two...

Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade.

When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true?

Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...

Reviewer: Robin
Review: May 5, 2012
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance, Vampires, Rubenesque
Glory St. Clair is a full-figured vampire who owns a vintage clothing store. When she was turned back in 1604 being full-figured was the thing, but now it is not and thin is in. Glory's sire and longtime lover, Jeremy Blade, keeps telling her he loves her just the way she is. Like most women she longs to be thin. She tries a new drug the fellow vampire, Ian MacDonald, made that will let a vampire eat real

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.

When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Reviewer: Robin
Review: Jul 11, 2011
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance, Vampires
Glory St. Clair owner of the vintage clothing store called Vintage Vamp's Emporium; she is also a 400+ year old vampire. Life is going good for Glory, her long time on-again off-again boyfriend and sire is ready to settle down. Her store is running smoothly and her best friend is on her honeymoon. But things can change fast around Glory. The vampire council members want Glory to close her store and leave

Real Vampires Have More to Love

Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard turned apartment mate Valdez, there's enough man-candy around to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush.

Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit on her head, thanks to when she took out a techno-freak billionaire. Now, between planning a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...

Reviewer: Robin
Review: Dec 31, 2010
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance, Comedy / Humor, Vampires
Glory St. Claire, owner of a vintage clothing store, is a vampire caught between three men. Glory is trying to be independent. Her on again, off again longtime boyfriend, Jerry, wants to take care of her. When she ended her fake engagement to rock star Ray Caine, Glory thought things would get back to normal for her. But now she has a new roommate, her shifter bodyguard Rafael is staying with her until he get

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Reviewer: Robin
Review: Jan 29, 2010
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance
Glory St. Clair, vampire, is in Hollywood for the Grammy’s.  She is hitting all the hot nightclubs with her on again off again long time boyfriend Jerry Blade and her best friends.  Glory is still playing at being engaged to the famous singer, Israel Caine.  Since he is a newly turned vampire Glory has been teaching him all that he needs to know in order to keep being a vampire a secret.&

Real Vampires Don't Diet

Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)—from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Gloriana St. Claire—curvy, stylish, and undead—is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

Biography

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. She is a native Texan who owns an antique business.
 

Reviewer: Robin
Review: Dec 7, 2008
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance
Glory St. Clair is a full-figured vampire who owes a vintage clothing store.   She is open twenty-four hours a day so that she can cater to vamps and human alike. When Glory's boyfriend, Jerry, leaves her alone on New Years Eve so that he can find his daughter. Glory is not happy about spending New Year's Eve alone, but she understands Jerry's need to find his child. Glory gets a phon

Real Vampires Get Lucky

When a female loan shark named Lucky is attacked and left for dead, vampire Glory St. Clair turns her into one of the undead to save her--but eternity would have been safer without her. Vamps prefer a low profile, and that's not Lucky's style. She prefers to flaunt her sexy rock-star ex-boyfriend and great shoes. Trouble is, her flamboyant behavior is not only drawing every vampire hunter within miles- it's bringing her would-be killer out of hiding, too.

Reviewer: Robin
Review: Apr 10, 2008
Genre(s): Paranormal Romance
Gloriana St. Clair is a full-figured vampire who happens to own an vintage clothing store that's open 24 hours a day. She was turned vampire several centuries ago by a sexy scotsman named Jeremy Blade. They have been an on again off again couple for centuries. But Jeremy is an alpha male and thinks he has to protect Glory, but Glory is a modern woman and can take care of herself. When Glory and her bodygau

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